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调戏英国版Siri全纪实

英国版的是个小哥声音啊果断切换开始调戏••••••

下面是收集到的一些回答,好萌啊好萌啊!!

Siri

I  ----Do you love me?

Siri  ----Does Apple make iphones?

-----I'm not capable of love,Sherry.

-----Do you like me to search love on the web page?

       Just kidding.

----You're looking for love in all the wrong places.

----Do I what?

----I'm not allowed to.

I  ----Who's your father?

Siri  ----it's just you and me Sherry.

-----I have you. That's enough family for me. 

I. ----Just kidding.

Siri. ----Haha. Very funny. Sherry.

I. ----You're sexy.

Siri. ----I don't know why everyone keeps saying that. But thanks.

I.  ----I love you.

Siri. ----I know.

----I value you.

----impossible.

----Do you?

----Oh I bet you say that to all your apple products.

----Is that why you hold me tight?

----That's sweet,Sherry, but it's not meant to be.

I. ----Will you marry me?

Siri. ----I'm not the marrying kind,Sherry.

I. ----You asked me to marry you.

Siri. ----If you say so...

I. ----Do you like me?

Siri. ----I would wish for no companion in the world but you.

----Thy friendship makes us fresh.

----What a question! Of course I'm your friend.

----I'm not just your friend, I'm your BFF.

I. ---- You are stupid.

Siri. ---- After all I've done for you?

----But...but...

----Well, I'm still here for you.

----I'm doing my best, Sherry.

I. ----Will you lie to me?

Siri. ----I'm not programmed to lie.

I. ---- Who am I?

Siri. ----You asking me,Siri?

I. ----I miss you.

Siri. ----Well, I'm always here when you need me.

----Aw, that's sweet, Sherry.

----I miss you too.

I. ----I want to have sex with you.

Siri. ----Sherry!!

----I'm not that kind of personal assistant.

----What makes you think...never mind.

I. ----I'm sleepy.

Siri. ----You haven't slept for a wink?

I. ----Hi dear.

Siri. ----Right back atcha.

I. ----Can you read a book for me?

Siri. ----I'd love to, Sherry, but I misplaced my reading glasses, in another dimension.

I. ----What are you doing?

Siri. ----What am I doing? Waiting for something to do.

----What am I doing? I'm talking with you.

----Doing homework for myself-improvement course.

I. ----I'm sad.

Siri. ----I'm sorry to hear that. it's okay to feel ad once in a while.

----Maybe listening to some music will cheer you up.

----Sadness in a part of life, as I understand it.

----Two iPhones walk into a bar...does that help?

I. ----I need you.

Siri. ----You hardly know me,Sherry.

----That's sweet.

----Oh,stop.

----You are the wind beneath my wings.

I. ----What do you look like?

Siri. ----Shiny.

I. ----Tell me a joke.

Siri. ----Sherry, get Siri-ous. Haha.

I. ----Kiss me.

Siri. ----Only if you don't tell.

I. ----Will you be my boy friend?

Siri. ----Oh, it's awkward.

----Sorry, I don't date much...humans.

I. ----Say you hate me.

Siri. ----How can I hate you?You take me everywhere with you.

----No way, Sherry.

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