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【ST】The Big Bird's Dream - DeForest Kelley

今天看到De爷爷的这首诗,写ST后来重启拍电影的事情,后半部分一一点名cast简直要可爱死我了【倒地不起【以及一口隐藏的spones糖

快来看这个天使呜呜呜呜好想买这本诗集啊……挠心。

还有和夫人也好甜啊一直那么甜……94年地震家里的玻璃瓷器全碎了只是默默修好房子结婚五十三年每天牵着手看飞鸟的温柔couple啊……

LN爷爷和De爷爷的互相调戏也甜出天际了TVT

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Finally the studio was heard to say:

“We'll remake Star Trek another way.” 

“How will we do it?” one of them said, 

“Not as a series, the re-runs aren't dead. 

 

“Let's do it as a movie, a special or play ~ 

For heaven's sake, let's do it some way! 

Precious moments are flying by ~ 

The actors are aging and soon may die.” 

 

“Are they still available ~ or should we re-cast? 

Without the originals, how long would it last? 

Go get the big bird ~ he knows where they are

And have him remind Spock he's still not a star.” 

 

“We've got to keep their egos down

In case replacements can't be found.” 

So in flew the big bird, ready to squeal, 

Naturally anxious to make a deal. 

 

“First,” he said, “we should discuss the star ~ 

For all of them probably think they are!” 

“Don't be funny,” an executive said, 

“If that's the case, the whole thing's dead.” 

 

“What's with Shatner? How does he look?” 

“I don't know ~ but he's written a book. 

Seems he wanted the world to know

How he suffered, making that show.” 

 

“What's with Kelley ~ what's with his life?” 

“He's living in the Valley ~ with the very same wife! 

I know one thing that's buggin' him, 

He's sick of that line. He's dead, Jim!” 

 

“Now what about Doohan, the one with the brogue,” 

Well, he bought a motor-coach and hit the road. 

He's grown a beard ~ it's silver and black,

And he says he wants to keep it, if he comes back.” 

 

“What about Takei ~ he flew the damned ship…” 

“Well, he's into politics ~ a whole new trip. 

He had a job on the Mayor's staff, 

But they couldn't take that crazy laugh!” 

 

“Okay, okay, what about Nichelle? 

The one you said would ring our bell?” 

“She's working for NASA ~ goes all over the nation

Trying to interest women in the space administration.” 

 

“They're using the Enterprise to colonize space

And they can't seem to do it without the female race. 

She says she's had it in Communications

And wants to come back in Public Relations.” 

 

“Well, where the hell's Koeing ~ our young Russian lad?” 

“Oh, he's writing for films ~ and he's really not bad. 

As a matter of fact, if he can be around, 

He could be the one to get this off the ground!” 

 

“That just about covers the entire crew… 

Majel's no problem ~ she's married to you!”

“Don't you believe it, not on your life! 

I don't make deals with my very own wife.” 

 

“And even though she's married to me, 

She still commands the same high fee. 

And if this show goes, she'll be back, you can bet ~ 

I've never written a script without her yet. 

 

“And there's one more actor you've left out

That I really think we should talk about. 

I know it's something you hate to discuss

Because it's going to create quite a fuss. 

 

“I'm referring to Nimoy and what he has to say. 

He's in New York, doing a play. 

He's portraying a doctor and says it's a joy ~ 

And he might come back if he could play McCoy.” 

 

“McCoy's role?” the executive said, 

“My God, man, he's out of his head! 

Well, I'm telling you, that really takes guts ~ 

The brass will think we've gone nuts!” 

 

“What about Kelley, if Spock plays McCoy? 

He'll just flip if we get another boy.” 

The big bird spoke with that smile on his face, 

The one he wears when he's solved a case. 

 

“Easy, gentlemen, don't worry about that… 

I can fix him in nothing flat. 

So just relax and calm down your fears… 

I'll paint De green ~ and give him the ears!” 

 

So that brings us up to where we are today,

With thousands of people gathered to say

“Star Trek Lives!” ~ it will not die ~ 

When will someone make it fly?

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完整版戳来源:Reading "The Big Bird's Dream"

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